The Dumb Blog of a Nerdy Animator

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The more I learn about the Kirby franchise... The more times I am convinced that Nintendo wanted to develop a Lovecraftian horror game but couldn't because they had a family-friendly status quo.

I was chatting with my buddy @minnesotamedic186 earlier ago about Smash and she was telling me how the boss fight with Marx scared her.

Marx... is this little dude.

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And this is that little dude.

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...

What even is this franchise?

Like, no seriously, what the actual shit???

Oh, and that's not all, apparently Kirby and the Forgotten Land has a moTHERFUCKING FEAR RATING.

You mean to tell me... that this cute little game about a cute little ball of sunshine that gobbles up everything in sight...

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...has a fear rating?

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You know what, I know I sound so flabbergasted that I must be really pissed, but in actuality, I'm in love with this franchise!

There is so much potential for Kirby to be a goddamn horror game and I want to capsulate that potential through art.

Look out, Dedede... You're up first.